November 2011
3 posts
October 2011
5 posts
Embarrassing things I've managed to do in the past...
In ascending order of humiliation felt:
Farted while walking home from work only to have a jogging lady come around the sharp corner as said fart was squeezed out
Said “Cheeya!” to someone because my brain couldn’t decide whether I wanted to say “Cheers!” or “Seeya!”
Sent an email reply to someone in which I accidentally left uncensored paragraphs [they...
So that new chick at work who I’m supposed to hate, well, she likes Jack Johnson. Which means that I hate Jack Johnson now.
I say “now” because there was actually a time in my late teens when I was a really big embarrassing Jack Johnson fan and even attended his concert in a big open park.
Had this been any other person professing their fondness for Jack Johnson, I would have...
September 2011
2 posts
1 tag
I’m currently obsessed with this awesomely tragic reality TV show called Dinner Date. Brief description of the show stolen from the website goes something like “In each episode, a singleton chooses three blind dates from a selection of five potential partners, based entirely on menus they have created.”
That right there is pretty much my idea of perfect entertainment because...
This is my first post in almost a year. Woahs. Not much has changed on the blog since except that the section down there no longer says that I’m still 26. Which is good. Because the 26th year of my life was one that sucked more than it ruled. I think this 27th year is going pretty sweet so far.
I’m thinking of starting a Tumblr about the new girl at work who is annoying the crap out...
October 2010
1 post
The Game! One of the movies I forget to list when people ask me for the names of movies I like.
September 2010
13 posts
I have an ex who emails me once every year to ask...
The last email he sent last year was to share the news that Freckles, his Dalmatian we’d take for walks around the park when we were together a decade ago, had died. Since I suck at keeping in touch with people, I’ve yet to inform him about Jordan, the German Shepherd I had since I was in primary school, passing away earlier on New Year’s Day. I don’t even know how...
Ho Chi Minh, Vietnam. April 2010.
1. Sharing a meal with our rickshaw drivers, who later tried to milk our [relatively] wealthy tourist teats. We paid the men each about $100 to bike us around Saigon for a couple of hours. We later discovered [from other tourists, hotel receptionists, pamphlets, etc] that we should have expected to only pay about $20 maximum each. We’d gotten a personal guided tour of the city anyway...
Urban Dictionary: belaired →
whydoihaveablog:
When a person begins to speak about a subject and then works in the lyrics to a certain theme song, the origins of the term originate in West Philadelphia where I was born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days, chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool and all shootin’ some b-ball outside the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good, started...
The Best Of 50 Cent On Twitter →
kayfabe:
livejamie:
He’s quickly surpassed Shaq as my favorite twitter celebrity
August 2010
21 posts
Things I've always known but keep learning over...
The importance of having a catalogue of, at least, a handful of good eateries [from quasi-fancy restaurants you’d uncharacteristically wear perfume for, to unpretentious cafes that serve all-day breakfasts and day-old newspapers] in which you can dine solo untarnished by memories of past attendants
Attempting to cut an already overripe pear with a blunt butter knife will result in...
“Most people would have found it grotesque, but when you’re in love nothing is so...”
– David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames (via 52hearts)
allthebees:
mer-et-soleil:
Apodyopsis (n.): the act of mentally undressing someone.
i hope this word is real
“I imagine the feelings of two people meeting again after many years. In the past...”
– Ignorance, by Milan Kundera (via slowly-but-surely)
“Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet...”
– Charles Bukowski (via slowly-but-surely)
“There are two kinds of love…in the safe kind you look for someone who’s exactly...”
– Jodi Picoult (via thechocolatebrigade) (via obeselysse) (via ariellejuanito) (via 52hearts)
I'm going to attempt
to make this my journal again instead of just reblogging images that make me lolz. Yeah, let’s see how that goes.
I lost the microSD card that housed 8 gigabytes worth of my stuff [including recent photos from my travels in Vietnam, Cambodia and Mexico that I failed to upload to my computer out of sheer laziness] and I’m trying to not be upset about it.
Most likely situation is that...
“Don’t use semicolons. They stand for absolutely nothing. They are...”
– Kurt Vonnegut
Kurt Vonnegut’s advice to young writers
July 2010
17 posts
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