February 2010
59 posts
Thoughts a lake has.
raestreet:
Row harder, young lover. Your boat is sinking.
“Will you take your hands
and run them all through my hair
while I close my...”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson
sometimes I fart and think to myself, "wow that...
rchel:
(via thedmoshow)
me too, if by sometimes you mean EVERY TIME
Internet shorthand as if written by a proper... →
rchel:
srsly:
Best thing I’ve read in a while.
“ASL - age/sex/location: I would like to inquire the number of years you have spent on this earth, the specifics of what genitalia you possess, as well as the geographic area you occupy.”
“lmao - laughing my ass off: I laughed so intensely that my buttocks nearly disconnected from my flesh.”
“because an intellectual relationship isn’t real at all. My witty banter...”
– Chuck Klosterman, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs
“Have you seen that movie ‘Abattoir’? For $5, my workmate can burn it...”
– My mum, after interrupting a conversation between my sister and I about James Cameron’s latest film.
but that’s the most comfortable way to sit. and what if you can’t help looking bored?
Awesome things that happened today:
My best friend finally pooped a baby boy out of her hole! A boy!
Friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend suddenly having spare tickets to a sold-out Faith No More show!
This is incredibly gay news considering I’m incredibly gay for Mike Patton. Who else in the world can make greasy slicked-back hair and singing Italian melodramatically with an audible American accent while pulling creepy faces...
just saw a friend-of-a-friend's facebook wherein...
rchel:
seriously? if anyone got me flowers for any reason i’d throw up in their face. just bring me a cheeseburger and be naked.
word.
When I was 15,
my high school boyfriend of three weeks broke up with me. On Valentine’s Day.
Semi-excited that this was the first Valentine’s Day I’d have someone to share with, I rocked up to school with a box. Inside the box, a green apple. Specifically a green apple, not red. The green apple, that part was important. I can’t remember the exact details of its significance now, except...
I've always liked the word 'soft'
because its pronunciation sounds like its meaning. I like ‘ricochet’ too for the same reason.
“Everything is chemical after all, most emphatically including people. One could...”
– Richard Hell
