October 2011
5 posts
Embarrassing things I've managed to do in the past...
In ascending order of humiliation felt:
Farted while walking home from work only to have a jogging lady come around the sharp corner as said fart was squeezed out
Said “Cheeya!” to someone because my brain couldn’t decide whether I wanted to say “Cheers!” or “Seeya!”
Sent an email reply to someone in which I accidentally left uncensored paragraphs [they...
So that new chick at work who I’m supposed to hate, well, she likes Jack Johnson. Which means that I hate Jack Johnson now.
I say “now” because there was actually a time in my late teens when I was a really big embarrassing Jack Johnson fan and even attended his concert in a big open park.
Had this been any other person professing their fondness for Jack Johnson, I would have...
September 2011
2 posts
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