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120 notes Sep 13,
2010
Urban Dictionary: belaired »
When a person begins to speak about a subject and then works in the lyrics to a certain theme song, the origins of the term originate in West Philadelphia where I was born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days, chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool and all shootin’ some b-ball outside the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. Got in one little fight and my mom got scared, said you’re moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Belair.
20,090 notes Sep 4,
2010
This. Except, instead of shouting ‘WHAT?!’ I unintentionally do a loud ‘AAH!?’ sound like a deaf old man. People laugh at me.
All the time
13 notes Sep 4,
2010
The Best Of 50 Cent On Twitter »
He’s quickly surpassed Shaq as my favorite twitter celebrity
Aug 28,
2010
Things I’ve always known but keep learning over and over again:
- The importance of having a catalogue of, at least, a handful of good eateries [from quasi-fancy restaurants you’d uncharacteristically wear perfume for, to unpretentious cafes that serve all-day breakfasts and day-old newspapers] in which you can dine solo untarnished by memories of past attendants
- Attempting to cut an already overripe pear with a blunt butter knife will result in perfectly tasty granules of fruit wasted on your plate
122 notes Aug 25,
2010
The birds
This A2 poster was designed in association with BirdLife International to raise awareness of the 52 UK birds on the endangered red list. Each of the 52 birds used to create the letterforms are numbered for identification.
74 notes Aug 25,
2010
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Most people would have found it grotesque, but when you’re in love nothing is so abstract or horrible that it can’t be thought of as cute.
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- David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames (via 52hearts)
132 notes Aug 24,
2010
This is awesome.
via tissie
surprise! we’re all the same.
I’m a little disturbed here because:
a) the penis looks like what you would get if Thing from the Addams Family and the alien from Alien had a baby, and
b) I’m imagining what it would taste like if you stuffed it with stuffing and roasted it.
the penis looks like it has little legs. and if i squint, the vagina looks like a one-eyed orangutan.
ABOUT: stuff about me
Hi. I'm Rhea. 27. Web Designer Type Nerd Person. Sydney. This is my place on the internet where I collect internet things. I enjoy boardgames, 3D Magic Eye Puzzles and, piggybacks. Things I like about me: an ability to laugh at myself, my mega memory and, my above average parallel parking skills. Things I like about other people: an ability to make me laugh, a broad knowledge of random trivia and, a willingness to perform full body massages. I like to collect: business cards, records and, chess victories.
I am terrible at: making friends, accepting criticism, accepting praise, not fidgeting and, declining full body massages. I adore: beerguts, buzzcuts, bowlcuts, interested and interesting, hands in pockets, breakfasts in the afternoon, facial hair, metaphors, speech impediments, nostalgia and literacy. I am undecided about: tickling. I believe in: gut feelings, karma, tangents, lust, softness, mistakes, dinosaurs, magic, comfortable silences and most conspiracy theories. I also have a cat named Radioactive Man.
