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mermaid: rchel: sexartandpolitics: This is awesome. via tissie surprise! we’re all the same. I’m a little disturbed here because: a) the penis looks like what you would get if Thing from the Addams Family and the alien from Alien had a baby, and b) I’m imagining what it would taste like if you stuffed it with stuffing and roasted it. the penis looks like it has little legs. and if i squint, the vagina looks like a one-eyed orangutan.

mermaid:

rchel:

sexartandpolitics:

This is awesome.

via tissie

surprise! we’re all the same.

I’m a little disturbed here because:

a) the penis looks like what you would get if Thing from the Addams Family and the alien from Alien had a baby, and

b) I’m imagining what it would taste like if you stuffed it with stuffing and roasted it.

the penis looks like it has little legs. and if i squint, the vagina looks like a one-eyed orangutan.

  1. weneedrelease reblogged this from ambiguos and added:
    Fascinating. I’ve always wondered what places on the vag feel similar to how it feels on my dick. -B
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  4. freesamuel reblogged this from sexartandpolitics and added:
    THEY HAVE LEGS can’t you just imagine those running around?!
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    ITS THE LOCHNESS MONSTER.
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    I knowwwww… I just have a dumb sense of humor. I meant that anatomical aspects of chromosomal/biological females have...
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  18. monsterousgirl reblogged this from sparksandsunshine and added:
    can i say that that penis looks like some sort of pokemon
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    HOLY SHIT IT’S A WALKING PENIS! RUN FOR THE FUCKING HILLS!

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