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this is my place on the internet where i collect internet things
12 notes Sep 26,
2011
This is my first post in almost a year. Woahs. Not much has changed on the blog since except that the section down there no longer says that I’m still 26. Which is good. Because the 26th year of my life was one that sucked more than it ruled. I think this 27th year is going pretty sweet so far.
I’m thinking of starting a Tumblr about the new girl at work who is annoying the crap out of me. Her yet-to-be-bulk-printed business card would technically read ‘Marketing Manager’ but I think she imagines the title section to look something more like:
Marketing Manager
Photoshop Expert
Life Champion
Hottest Girl In The Office
She claimed she was some Photoshop expert. And then she asked me to come around to her desk and tell her why she was clicking repeatedly and unable to edit anything in some PSD. I showed her how to unlock layers.
Also, she insists on centre aligning text on all new marketing material.
Also, the only feedback she could give a fellow web designer about some work he’d presented to her was that she didn’t like it because “the gradient looks muddy” and “the colour needs to pop more”.
Actually, I’m kind of too lazy to start up a new Tumblr so I might just start that here. I hope she never finds this.
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rackattack said:
CENTRE ALIGN IS THE DEVIL.
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rhetard posted this
ABOUT: stuff about me
Hi. I'm Rhea. 27. Web Designer Type Nerd Person. Sydney. This is my place on the internet where I collect internet things. I enjoy boardgames, 3D Magic Eye Puzzles and, piggybacks. Things I like about me: an ability to laugh at myself, my mega memory and, my above average parallel parking skills. Things I like about other people: an ability to make me laugh, a broad knowledge of random trivia and, a willingness to perform full body massages. I like to collect: business cards, records and, chess victories.
I am terrible at: making friends, accepting criticism, accepting praise, not fidgeting and, declining full body massages. I adore: beerguts, buzzcuts, bowlcuts, interested and interesting, hands in pockets, breakfasts in the afternoon, facial hair, metaphors, speech impediments, nostalgia and literacy. I am undecided about: tickling. I believe in: gut feelings, karma, tangents, lust, softness, mistakes, dinosaurs, magic, comfortable silences and most conspiracy theories. I also have a cat named Radioactive Man.
