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sade: pussymoneyweed: Walmart Employee: Hello ‘dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?’Customer: I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.Walmart Employee: What you want on da cake?Customer: ‘Best Wishes Suzanne’ and underneath that ‘We will miss you’. Crying rn

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pussymoneyweed:

Walmart Employee: Hello ‘dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?’
Customer: I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.
Walmart Employee: What you want on da cake?
Customer: ‘Best Wishes Suzanne’ and underneath that ‘We will miss you’.

Crying rn

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