317 notes Sep 29,
2010
Jim: Are you kidding?
Dwight: Well, I’m not done yet.
Jim: Dwight. This fits in the palm of my hand. You haven’t blown ‘em up enough. Why have you chosen brown and gray balloons?
Dwight: They match the carpet
Jim: What is that? It is your birthday period.
Dwight: It’s a statement of fact.
Jim: Not even an exclamation point?
Dwight: This is more professional. It’s not like she discovered a cure for cancer.
Jim: I can’t believe how bad this looks.I don’t really do the whole ‘watching tv’ thing, but this is killing me right now.
LOLZ I remember this episode.
Best ever.I’ll never forget reinacting this with jon for jeff’s birthday.Good times…
Dwight: Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately my feelings regenerate at...
i’m not coming to yo party gurrrrrlllll. no seriously. you’re a skank.
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