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Feb 15,
2010
Awesome things that happened today:
- My best friend finally pooped a baby boy out of her hole! A boy!
- Friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend suddenly having spare tickets to a sold-out Faith No More show!
This is incredibly gay news considering I’m incredibly gay for Mike Patton. Who else in the world can make greasy slicked-back hair and singing Italian melodramatically with an audible American accent while pulling creepy faces sexy? Nobody. Dude can serenade me and attack my face with his dirty pornostache anytime.
Seeing him live once before as Peeping Tom was way awesomesauce. He just needs to come back with Dan the Automator and do some shows as Lovage as well. That would make me cream my pants. From all four holes. [The fourth hole being my anal fistula.] Yeeeah.
ABOUT: stuff about me
Hi. I'm Rhea. 27. Web Designer Type Nerd Person. Sydney. This is my place on the internet where I collect internet things. I enjoy boardgames, 3D Magic Eye Puzzles and, piggybacks. Things I like about me: an ability to laugh at myself, my mega memory and, my above average parallel parking skills. Things I like about other people: an ability to make me laugh, a broad knowledge of random trivia and, a willingness to perform full body massages. I like to collect: business cards, records and, chess victories.
I am terrible at: making friends, accepting criticism, accepting praise, not fidgeting and, declining full body massages. I adore: beerguts, buzzcuts, bowlcuts, interested and interesting, hands in pockets, breakfasts in the afternoon, facial hair, metaphors, speech impediments, nostalgia and literacy. I am undecided about: tickling. I believe in: gut feelings, karma, tangents, lust, softness, mistakes, dinosaurs, magic, comfortable silences and most conspiracy theories. I also have a cat named Radioactive Man.
