36 notes Feb 19,
2010 Best thing I’ve read in a while.
“ASL - age/sex/location: I would like to inquire the number of years you have spent on this earth, the specifics of what genitalia you possess, as well as the geographic area you occupy.”
“lmao - laughing my ass off: I laughed so intensely that my buttocks nearly disconnected from my flesh.”
My jubilant utterance could be heard in the next room!
“lmao - laughing my ass off: I laughed so intensely that my buttocks nearly disconnected from my flesh.”
Great deity in heaven, what in the queen’s name is that? That makes less sense than an outdoor cooking apparatus.
laughtrip. parang kami ni pao
This is for the table. You know who you are :D
“ASL - age/sex/location: I would like to inquire the number of years you have spent on this earth, the specifics of what...
Would you be so kind as to fellate my little Englishman? I did laugh merrily...an out loud...
“w/e - whatever Right. Would you like some tea?” HAH!
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