ohyou.org
this is my place on the internet where i collect internet things
Apr 19,
2009
“
Once upon a time, there was a crooked tree and a straight tree and they grew next to each other. And every day the straight tree was looking to the crooked tree and saying, “You’re crooked! You’ve always been crooked and you’ll continue to be crooked. But look at me! Look at me!” said the straight tree, he said, “I’m tall and I’m straight!”
And then one day the lumberjacks came into the forest and looked around, and the manager in charge said, “Cut all the straight trees!”
And that crooked tree is still there to this day, growing strong and growing strange.
”
- Tom Waits
The first story I will ever read to my kids.
ABOUT: stuff about me
Hi. I'm Rhea. 27. Web Designer Type Nerd Person. Sydney. This is my place on the internet where I collect internet things. I enjoy boardgames, 3D Magic Eye Puzzles and, piggybacks. Things I like about me: an ability to laugh at myself, my mega memory and, my above average parallel parking skills. Things I like about other people: an ability to make me laugh, a broad knowledge of random trivia and, a willingness to perform full body massages. I like to collect: business cards, records and, chess victories.
I am terrible at: making friends, accepting criticism, accepting praise, not fidgeting and, declining full body massages. I adore: beerguts, buzzcuts, bowlcuts, interested and interesting, hands in pockets, breakfasts in the afternoon, facial hair, metaphors, speech impediments, nostalgia and literacy. I am undecided about: tickling. I believe in: gut feelings, karma, tangents, lust, softness, mistakes, dinosaurs, magic, comfortable silences and most conspiracy theories. I also have a cat named Radioactive Man.
